Star Trek Apple Juice, a Hot Price

Happy Horny Halloween!

Well, here's something fun for the kids. Particularly if your kids like to see a woman's face drenched in semen. Or, a "money shot" pumpkin, if you will. This pumpkin is actually a "tribute" to porn star Andy San Dimas, who we cannot deny is one hot lady.

Put on your Sunday best, we're going to Walmart

Pull over bro!

Here's a tip: If your buddy spent the previous night drinking like crazy and suddenly says from the backseat, "pull over bro, I gotta puke!" you should immediately pull over. Especially if you only have a 2-door car.