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The new phonebooks are here!

Episode 1(A, technically) of SEASON THREE of the sushidouche podcast is now available on iTunes here!

You can also listen to it in a browser like it's 1999 below. Enjoy! Don't forget to visit our Facebook page and send sketch ideas or scripts for us to perform!

GUESS WHO'S BACK?

The podcast

sushidouche is now a podcast in convenient earhole-loving format! Check it out here.

So you're against gay marriage?

Guess you won't be needing this guy.

Star Trek Apple Juice, a Hot Price

Happy Horny Halloween!

Well, here's something fun for the kids. Particularly if your kids like to see a woman's face drenched in semen. Or, a "money shot" pumpkin, if you will. This pumpkin is actually a "tribute" to porn star Andy San Dimas, who we cannot deny is one hot lady.

Put on your Sunday best, we're going to Walmart

Channel Zero

Pull over bro!

Here's a tip: If your buddy spent the previous night drinking like crazy and suddenly says from the backseat, "pull over bro, I gotta puke!" you should immediately pull over. Especially if you only have a 2-door car.

Hillbilly Fart Dancing

Dance the night away!

Bristol Palin strokes a huge ice phallus

Bristol Palin, lovely daughter of our favorite Alaskan housewife...err...politician, Sarah Palin, made her music video debut days after her baby daddy's own video debut. Seems someone was a little jealous. Great way to get him back, playing with a giant ice penis.

Those wacky, oppressed Christians, what'll they be all mad about next?

Thankfully Constitution Day was last week, which means it is time to forget that whole "separation of church and state" nonsense and TAKE BACK AMERICA FOR THE CHRISTIANS! All you Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Wiccans, Transcendentalists, Buddhists, Jehovah's Witnesses, Atheists, Zoroastriasts, Taoists, and other monkey-god peoples can just get on outta here.

Yes, gents, you CAN break your boner. Here's how.

In this case, "moneymaker" was never more appropriate. As reported in the Seattle Weekly, a porn star fractured his penis recently. Yes, he FRACTURED his penis. As the article explains, there's no bone in your boner, but there are spongy tissues that can be torn. When they do, OMFGOUCH.

As the article suggests: do a Google search of "penile fracture" at your own risk. Seriously, you are advised NOT to do this. Just don't. Unless you are willing to be ill today.

Picking up drunk chicks just got easier.

Running a little late, don't have time to go by the bar and pump drinks into a girl in hopes of getting some.

EMBED-Guy Checks Out With Drunk Chick In Basket - Watch more free videos

Just drop by your local Wal-mart and you're set!

Wool penis sheath

Surely you've seen one, right? Well, scroll down this Regretsy post about what amounts to a wool fetish and you'll see your very first wool penis sheath. For what purpose we can't imagine. You can't unsee this stuff.

Now HERE's some wool fetish gear: